A complete website with admin panel, hosting, security and email. No online selling.
$999
Web Design
The pros built the builder. Obviously.
Plainly priced packages: a complete business site, a site that sells online, or a full platform with booking and a customer portal. Every one ships with managed hosting, SSL, professional email, and the Captain Obvious Command Center.
151Mailboxes Hosted
743Plugins Managed
165Industries
546Brain Tables
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Meet Obi. He already understands your business.
Tell Obi what you do — he reads your industry from millions of studied patterns and shows you exactly what your site should be. Then he can build it, audit it, or price it, right here.
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Plainly priced. One platform.
A complete business site, a site that sells online, or a full platform with booking and a customer portal. Every package ships ready to run.
Everything in Basic, plus a full product catalogue or menu with online ordering and checkout.
$1,599
Everything in Commerce, plus booking, customer portal, memberships and custom functionality.
$2,999
All packages include managed hosting, SSL, business email, daily backups, 24/7 monitoring, and Command Center access. Obviously.
Always included. Never an upsell.
Every package ships with the same production-grade foundation.
Managed Hosting
WHM/cPanel on bare metal. Not shared. Not stuck. Built to scale.
Business Email
Mailcow on our own server. you@yourbrand.com. Looks like a real business.
SSL + Captain Security
256-bit encryption on every connection, plus Captain Security, the web application firewall we built in-house.
Daily backups
Automated, off-site, retained 30 days. If something goes wrong, we restore.
Command Center access
Manage everything from one dashboard — your site, your stats, your inbox, your bills.
Captain Obi assistant
Edit your site by talking to AI. Real-time changes, no developer needed.
SEO Engine, first year free
Keyword tracking, page-1 monitoring, AI Visibility scoring. Free for your first year, then $99 a month with every feature included.
Real support
Direct line to humans who built it. Not a ticket queue. Not a chatbot.
How we build, plainly.
Same process, scaled to your package.
Intake call
20 minutes. We learn your business, your customers, your competitors. Or talk to Obi 24/7 and skip the call.
Brain match
The brain matches your business to the design, copy and SEO patterns it has studied in your industry, then proposes a design that's already winning.
Build
The builder creates your pages, copy, admin panel, email and hosting, live in about an hour. Commerce adds your catalogue or menu with checkout; Full adds booking, a customer portal and custom features.
Review & polish
You see it, you mark it up, we polish. Obi watches the changes and learns your preferences.
Launch
DNS, SSL, mail records, indexing — we handle every detail. You wake up to a live site.
Live optimization
SEO Engine starts the day you launch. Rankings, content gaps, AI Visibility — all monitored, all auto-acted on.
Sites we've built in the last 5 months.
Production work. Real businesses. Real revenue.
Restaurant / Toast
Bloomfield Best Bagel
Toast POS-integrated restaurant site with live menu sync, online ordering, and a dual-screen TV signage system running in-store. Built in 5 days.
Wedding DJ
Elite Sound Entertainment
Rebuild from WordPress + Salient. Wedding DJ business with custom inquiry funnel, real-time availability calendar, and 184-keyword SEO program.
B2B / Construction
Madison Township Lumber
B2B lumber supplier with contractor portal, quote builder, and integrated inventory feed. Includes a custom contractor dashboard.
Salon / Local
Plaza Salon
Salon with online booking, gift cards and loyalty rewards, with Captain Social running its social media and refreshing the brand every marketing season.
DTC E-commerce
The Terrible Hoodie
DTC e-commerce with a live product customizer, Shopify-equivalent checkout flow, and integrated fulfillment.
Captain Obvious vs the alternatives.
Square peg, round hole — pick the right tool for the job.
| Squarespace / Wix | WordPress + Agency | Captain Obvious | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Site live in | Hours (template) | Weeks | 24 hours – 5 days |
| Hosting included | |||
| Business email included | Extra ($6/mo) | Extra | |
| WAF / DDoS protection | Shared / generic | Add-on | ✓ (Captain Security, in-house) |
| Custom design | Template only | Bespoke | Template or bespoke |
| SEO included | Basic | Plugin (Yoast) | ✓ (full SEO Engine) |
| AI site assistant | ✓ (Captain Obi) | ||
| Real support | Ticket queue | Depends on agency | ✓ (direct line) |
| Lock-in | Yes | Agency-dependent | No |
Ready to look like a real business?
Free audit of your current site (or your competitor's). 20 minutes, real talk, no obligation.