Imunify360 WAF
Six-layer web application firewall on every site. Real-time malware scanning. CVE-level patch protection. Active on every production site we host.
Hosting that grows with you
Managed cPanel hosting · AlmaLinux · Imunify360
22 yearsWeb Development
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What's actually in the box
Not marketing language. The exact tools your site runs on.
Daily off-site backups
Encrypted, off-site, 30-day retention. One-click restore. We've used this one in anger more than once — it works.
Free auto-renewing SSL
Let's Encrypt on every domain. HTTP/2 included. No 'SSL upgrade' line items at checkout.
Email a real human
Your support email goes to the engineers who built the platform. Not tier-one scripts. Not chatbots.
AlmaLinux + cPanel
Modern enterprise Linux. PHP 7.4 through 8.3, MariaDB, Redis available on request. The stack you actually want.
Free site migration
We move your existing site over. You don't lift a finger. Most migrations finish in under 24 hours, DNS included.
Pick a plan
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What a serious web host actually includes
Most hosting comes with asterisks and upsells. Ours doesn't. Here's the full list of what's in every plan.
| What you should get from a serious host | Captain Obvious |
|---|---|
| Real cPanel + SSH access — your site, your control | Included on every plan |
| Enterprise web application firewall (six-layer Imunify360) | Included on every plan |
| Daily off-site backups with 30-day retention | Included on every plan |
| Free auto-renewing SSL on every domain and subdomain | Included on every plan |
| Site migration handled by humans, not a self-service form | Free, typically under 24 hours |
| Support email that reaches a person who knows your site | Always — no chatbots, no tier-one scripts |
| The freedom to take your site elsewhere whenever you want | Yes — you own everything, every time |
| Custom databases, cron jobs, and staging environments | Included — it's your infrastructure |
Hosting questions, answered
The stuff hosting companies usually bury in support docs.
Managed cPanel/WHM hosting on dedicated AlmaLinux servers, with PHP 7.4–8.3, MariaDB, LiteSpeed/Apache, Imunify360 web application firewall, and Cloudflare CDN. Every site receives daily off-site backups with 30-day retention.
Yes — included on every plan. We handle WordPress, static HTML, PHP applications, and most CMSes. Migrations typically complete within 24 hours including DNS propagation. We test on a staging URL before switching DNS, so your visitors see zero downtime.
cPanel account, unlimited subdomains, free auto-renewing SSL, Imunify360 WAF, daily backups with 30-day retention, staging environments on request, and human support via email or text. Email mailboxes are a separate add-on (starts at $5/mo) because we run them on a dedicated mail server.
Yes — there is no contract lock-in. If you decide to move elsewhere we provide a complete cPanel backup, your DNS records, and any database exports you need. We've never charged a 'transfer-out' fee and we never will.
Our infrastructure runs on AlmaLinux 8 with hardware redundancy at the data center. We don't publish a synthetic SLA percentage because honest hosting companies don't, and most published SLAs are full of asterisks anyway. What we will say: we've been running production web infrastructure since 2004 — that's longer than most of the companies you're comparing us to have existed.
Yes, on a separate Mailcow mail server. Email on the same machine as your website is a recipe for deliverability problems — they belong on different infrastructure. Mailboxes start at $5/mo for 5 GB.
Yes. Every client gets cPanel access for file management, email, databases, and analytics. You also get a client portal on captainobvious.fun where you can see invoices, project status, and contact us.
Imunify360 catches most attacks before they land. If something does get through, our daily backups give us a clean restore point within 30 days. We handle the restore, the cleanup, and a post-incident note — no extra cost as long as you're on an active plan.
Move your site to a real host
Free migration. We handle DNS, SSL, email, the whole move. You watch it work.