Contact

Start a conversation. Obviously.

Captain Obi is online right now and can answer most questions instantly — pricing, packages, technical questions, even what we'd recommend for your business. If you'd rather talk to a person, scroll down for direct lines.

Or, however you prefer.

Every channel ends up in the same inbox. Pick what's comfortable.

Email

hello@captainobvious.fun — answered Mon–Fri, usually within a few hours.

Send an email

Phone

Existing clients have a direct number in their portal. New leads: schedule a call below.

Schedule a call

Live chat (Obi)

Obi is online 24/7 and routes complex questions to a human during business hours.

Chat with Obi

What happens after you reach out.

Plainly. No "discovery phase" sales theater.

  1. We reply within 4 hours

    Real human, real reply. Not a calendar link. Not a chatbot. We figure out if we're the right fit before booking anything.

  2. 20-minute call (optional)

    We talk about your business, your customers, your timeline. We tell you which tier fits. If we're not the right fit, we'll say so.

  3. Custom proposal in 48 hours

    Plainly priced. What's included, what's not, when it ships. No surprises.

  4. You decide. No pressure.

    Take a week. Take a month. Most clients sign within 48 hours because the proposal answers everything.

Existing client?

Sign in to your portal for direct support, billing, and your dashboard.

We don't take every project. Let's find out if we're right for yours.

Start with Obi. Or just email. Either way works.