TV Station

Turn any TV into a signage platform you control from anywhere.

Captain Obvious TV Station ships you a small Linux media player. Plug it in. Connect to wifi. Done. Manage menus, ads, weather, specials, order tracking — from our Command Center or your phone. Already running 24/7 in restaurants, salons, and shops across NJ.

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This is Bloomfield Best Bagel's live menu — streamed from our Command Center to their two in-store TVs.

Live — running 24/7

Bloomfield Best Bagel

Two TVs (75" + 55") running live menus with order tracking, weather, daily specials, and time-of-day rotation. Updated from our Command Center. Zero touch in-store.

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One device. Endless layouts.

Every TV Station deployment runs on the same playbook. We just compose it differently for your business.

Live menus

Pulled from your POS (Toast, Square, Clover) or hand-edited from Command Center. Changes show on TV in seconds.

Weather + time

Local forecast, hour-of-day, date — auto-updated. Looks alive even when nothing else changes.

Specials + promos

Schedule a 2-for-1 to run every Tuesday 3-5pm. Set it once, runs forever.

Order tracking

Show customers their order number, status, pickup window. Restaurants love it. Customers love it more.

Ad rotation

Rotate static ads, video ads, or partner content. Sell ad slots back to the community.

Multi-zone layouts

Split-screen: menu on top, weather bottom, scrolling ticker across the bottom. Configurable per TV.

Phone control

Open Command Center on your phone. Pause a TV, swap a menu, push an emergency message. From anywhere.

Health monitoring

Every TV pings us every minute. CPU, memory, temperature, uptime. If something's off, we know first.

From order to on-screen in 48 hours.

Plug-and-play. No IT person required.

  1. Order

    Pick your tier. We ship the pre-configured media player to your door. One per location.

  2. Plug in

    HDMI to TV. Power to outlet. Wifi from your phone. The unit boots into your branded signage. That's it.

  3. Compose

    We build your layouts in Command Center. Menus, brand colors, schedule. You approve. We push live.

  4. Update anytime

    Phone, laptop, or by texting our system. Changes hit the screen within seconds.

Plainly priced. Per location.

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