Captain Obvious is the platform behind your website, your SEO, your TV signage, your AI assistant, and your marketing — done for you, professionally, in minutes. Meet Obi below: the AI that has studied millions of real websites and can build, audit, or fix yours on the spot.
Tell Obi what you do. He pulls from millions of studied patterns across 113 industries to show you exactly what your site should be — and he can build it, audit it, or fix it right here.
Every site we build is ready for the full SEO Engine — 250 keywords tracked daily, AI Visibility, Decay tracking, and AI Shield. Activate it from your portal at $2,999/yr or $299/mo. Most clients who try it keep it.
Yoast tracks keywords. SEMrush builds reports. Ahrefs sells data. None of them act on it. None of them know about AI engines. None of them protect your content. We do all three.
Do ChatGPT, Perplexity, Claude, and Gemini cite your site when answering questions about your industry? We test 200+ prompts monthly per client. We tell you which AI engines surface you, which ones don't, and what to fix.
See AI Visibility in the dashboardRankings don't drop overnight. They decay. We watch every keyword every day and tell you exactly when a page started losing position — and which competitor took it. Most clients fix it in 48 hours.
How Decay tracking worksChatGPT and Claude train on your content. Then they answer questions about your industry — without sending people to you. AI Shield blocks the major AI scrapers from your site. Your content stays yours.
Why AI Shield mattersThis is what your SEO Engine actually looks like. Not a marketing screenshot. The real thing.
184 keywords tracked. 66 on page 1. 28 in the top 3. Plus AI Visibility scoring across 200+ prompts in the events industry. All on autopilot.
Set it up once. It runs forever.
Every keyword you track, checked on Google daily. Position, change, competitor — recorded forever.
200+ industry prompts run against ChatGPT, Claude, Perplexity, Gemini monthly. Are you cited? By whom?
Page slipping? Day one, you get a notice. With the keyword, the URL, and what to fix.
Block GPTBot, ClaudeBot, PerplexityBot, CCBot, Google-Extended. Your robots.txt + WAF rules, all maintained.
We see what your competitors rank for that you don't. We tell you what to write next.
Who's linking to you? Who stopped? Who linked to your competitor and not you?
Captain Obi reviews your last 30 days, writes a one-page brief, recommends 3 actions. You decide.
Approve once, we apply forever: title tag fixes, meta descriptions, schema patches, redirects.
Inspired by the security architecture standards behind ClaimArmorAI. Built into every Captain Obvious site.
When someone asks ChatGPT "who's the best wedding DJ in NJ?" — they used to click through 10 search results. Now they get one answer. If that answer doesn't cite you, you lose. AI Shield does two things: it blocks the major AI scrapers from training on your content (so they can't summarize-and-bypass you), AND it makes your structured content more visible to the AI engines that DO send traffic. It's not a paradox — it's strategy.
Read the AI Visibility quarterly report for benchmarks across 22 client sites.
Pick the plan that fits. Annual saves you the most; monthly is pay-as-you-go. No long-term contracts, cancel anytime.
SEO Boost Package
SEO Pro — up to 250 keywords, AI Shield active, Decay tracking, monthly Obi-led strategy reviews. Most popular.
SEO Enterprise — unlimited keywords, multi-site, custom dashboards, white-glove content production. Best for agencies and franchises.
Annual billing is the best value — the SEO Engine is $2,999/yr (about $250/mo) versus $299/mo monthly. Enterprise is $7,499/yr or $749/mo. Prefer a one-time look first? The Boost Audit is $399 and credits toward a subscription within 60 days. Cancel anytime.
| Yoast / SEO plugin | SEMrush / Ahrefs | Hire an agency | Captain Obvious | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Monthly cost | $99 (plugin only) | $129–$449/mo | $1,500–$10,000/mo | $299/mo or $2,999/yr |
| Daily rank checks | Depends | |||
| AI Visibility tracking | ||||
| Decay alerts | Manual | Manual | ✓ (automated) | |
| AI Shield protection | ||||
| Auto-actions | Yes (slow) | ✓ (you approve, we apply) | ||
| Monthly strategy review | Self-serve | ✓ (Obi-led) | ||
| Real human support | Ticket queue | Live chat | Account exec | Direct line |
Free SEO audit. Real numbers — your keywords, your AI Visibility, your competitors. No card, no commitment.